Aug 31 2014 3:00 34 notes

Aug 31 2014 1:30 638 notes


My Social Experiments #1

Aug 30 2014 23:14 165,264 notes


I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

Aug 30 2014 23:13 94 notes


tfw when ur so sick of this crap


Aug 30 2014 22:30 2,827 notes



So hey, it turns out that Gillian Anderson dressed up like Morticia Addams was something we all needed in our lives.

[takes a knee]

Aug 30 2014 21:55 46,831 notes

"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

Aug 30 2014 21:51 6,088 notes

(Source: ph4ntump)

Aug 30 2014 21:00 8,782 notes


Dating isn’t easy, no matter who you are. This is a great Attenborough clip about wasps and orchids.

(Source: birdandmoon)

Aug 30 2014 19:30 120,472 notes




Best Insults To Use In Fight

  • doodoohead
  • nerd
  • dingus
  • you stink
  • where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
  • Diaper Man

Nerd is never an insult. Nerd is a badge of honour!

shut up nerd

Aug 30 2014 18:00 77,748 notes


This was my chemistry professor.